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October 07

And now for something completely different

The Toilet Poem

 I shit here every evening
Upon this toilet seat
Peeling off the loo roll
While staring at my feet
My toe nails they need clipping
But my belly gets in the way
My dick in water is dipping
Like a sail boat in the bay
 There’s someone out there knocking
Hurry up inside
Has a rat crawled up your arse
It smells like you have died
“You’ll have to give it ten” I said
My feet are on the plank
I’m just about to wipe my arse
And then I need to wank
But I don’t have no porno
So I might be a while
I hope I do not miss again
And mess up the shag pile
You could if you wished help me out I said to the voice outside
And if you can’t then just fuck off Man, have a bit of pride
You come across as pervy I said to the leery man
If you can’t help in my time of need
Then who the fucking hell can

 Ninja Squirrel

 I had the strangest feeling
While climbing up a tree
A tingle in my wotnots
And I didn’t need a wee
A squirrel appeared and nutted me
Right there in my nuts
I poked him in his beady eye
And nudged him in the nuts
And then the fucker looked at me
And I thought I heard him say
You pinched my nuts you philistine
Does that mean that you’re gay?
I’ll show you gay you little twat
Came my swift reply
I kneed him in the asshole
And that really made him cry
But that did not deter him
Ninja squirrel he turned out to be
He jumped and kicked me in the balls With a Hiii-ya! 1 2 3
It wasn’t fookin funny
It brought tears to my eyes
Especially when he splayed his claws
And shoved them down my flies
So I grabbed that little bastard
Right around the neck
His cheeky little antics
We’re making me a jibbering wreck
And then he stopped breathing
His lips were turning blue
I’m gonna use his corpse for slippers
And use his guts for glue
And then I had that feeling
I had the time before
So I climed back down off that tree
And knelt and kissed the floor
And the moral of my story
It simply has to be
Don’t take on ninja squirrels
When climbing up a tree
Just take a tip from sorry me
Don’t mess with squirrels ninja
It ain’t the kung fu that’ll fuck you up
Its that most of them are ginger

 

Two poems written by myself and Mark, a man who makes me laugh
Picks me up when I am down and is the best man in all the world

Just love being creative with you!!!!
Enjoy the poems and I hope they make you laugh so hard you can't breath
Cause thats what happened to us when we wrote them
Oh and if we have offended anybody or any ginger squirrels
BOLLOX !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

September 27

For you xx

 

A hunger and a yearning

Burns way down deep inside

You have relit the passion

I thought had long since died

My hands they long to touch you

My arms they yearn to hold

Want to tell you all my secrets

Make you warm when you are cold

Want to kiss you slow and deeply

Let you slowly feel my need

Cause baby I have a hunger

That only you can feed

Want to pull you right up close to me

Place your hands upon my hips

Need to feel how much you want me

Hear my name fall from your lips

Want to make your body tingle

Make you feel devine

Wrap myself around you

Let my body make you mine

You know its going to happen

The hunger you can't deny

So accept the inevitable

And come give me a try

 

DIV>
August 12

Dad's Memorial 19th August 5 years

 

As I am going away on my holidays

With my wonderful boys I am posting

The memorial to my beloved father early

 

 

5 long years and not one single day

Have I not missed you in every way

Your quirky sense of humour

Your loving side

The way you watch over us

So full of pride

The twinkle in your eye

When you gave us cheek

Your memory makes me strong when I am weak

How I wish to see you

Look at your smiling face

The greatest man I ever knew

No one could ever take your place

They say time is a healer

I don't know if thats true

There will always be a empty space

Because we don't have you

But Dad you never totally died

The one thing that will be

A part of you lives on forever

Way down deep inside of me

 

DIV>
July 28

Someone Somewhere

 

Somebody somewhere needs me

Just for a little while

Some strength and reassurance

A little comfort and a smile

They are sat there alone and frightened

Just don't know what to do

They simply have not got the strength

To reach out there to you

Somewhere someone's crying

Way down deep inside

They have not got no self belief

Their confidence has died

So many things have happened

So many roads they've tread

But now they are sat here feeling lonely

With a feeling of pure dread

Someone somewhere needs to sit

And re evaluate the choice

She's had the strength to come so far

She needs to find her voice

She's confident and beautiful

An inspiration to so many

Her strength it doesn't know no bounds

Her fears, she hasn't any

But someone somewhere needs to realise

The journeys ending now I see

For only now I realise

That this someone somewhere now is me   

DIV>
July 22

For my brothers wedding

 

A very special occassion

Two beautiful souls will sing

As two precious people become one

With the exchanging of a ring

Stood here now before us

We wonder at the view

And way up there in heaven

Two precious people are watching to

I am so very honoured

A beautiful moment in my life

As I sit here proudly watching

My brother take a wife

So here's to Nigel and Davina

Only happiness for you I pray

And may everyday be as precious

As this your wedding day

DIV>
July 05

Just call on me

 

  

If you're ever sad and lonely

And you need a special friend

Just call on me

On my love you can depend

If you feel that you are falling

And you don't know what to do

Just call on me

I'll be there, I will catch you

If you sit there and your laughing

But inside you want to cry

Just call on me

I will help you find out why

If you ever just need someone

As you don't know what to do

Just call on me

I am always there for you

If you ever think that all is lost

And you have not got a choice

Just call on me

I will be there, I'll be your voice

I once felt all these feelings

But I fought, I didn't die

Just call on me

And together we will fly

I give you one quick lesson

And this is what I teach

Only fly as high

As the Angels can still reach

DIV>
September 02

Computer says NO

 

  

Sat here chatting without a care

When my worst fear happens

I'm full of dispair,

My screen turns blue,

Nothing will show,

What am I going to do

Computer says NO.

I count to ten,

Then start it again

I'm a techno knob,

And its being a pain,

Not a single sound,

Not even a ding,

Useless piece of junk,

Not doing a thing,

I pick up the phone,

And dial the man,

It says on my guide,

He's the man that can,

I explain to him,

That nothing will show,

And he says to me,

Oh dear computer says NO.

We will send a van,

Its in need of repair,

It won't take long,

So no need to dispair,

So they took my baby,

And I trusted that man,

As they took it away,

To the man that can,

Six days later

Once again he did show,

So I turned on my baby,

Oh no computer says NO.

They'd replaced the keys,

Please tell me why, I cried

Was nothing wrong with them

Was the hard drive that died

So they came back again

And took it away

I now had a permanent twitch

Which was daring to stay

My face all tense

My movements all jerky

Poor Sunshine Shelly

Going internet cold turkey

I must find a new hobby

To ease the condition

Symptons so bad thinking

House demolition!!!!!

I tried meditation

To go with the flow

But all I kept hearing

Computer says NO.

Day's turned to weeks

I was filled with dread

I feared the worse

My poor lappy was dead

Then I got a call

That got me excited

Me and my baby

To be reunited

Peace is restored

My heart skips with joy

I'm back on the net

Its my favourite toy

I love my lappy

Sad, yes I know

But never again

Will computer say NO.

DIV>
August 18

Miss you Dad

 

  

Words they never say enough

I hope these few will show

How much that you are thought about

Much more then you could know

You left us 4 long years ago

We shed a silent tear

As the pain we felt never goes

We long to have you here

A mixed bouquet of memories

Sprayed with a thousands tears

As we wish that god had spared you dad

Just for a few more years

You fought so hard to stay with us

It was impossible, but how you tried

We lost the most precious thing

On the day Dad that you died

You're in my every waking thoughts

At night its to you I pray

I hold you firmly in my heart

And that Dad's where you'll stay

DIV>
July 02

Happy Birthday Daniel

 

   

 

You are so very special

Kind and loving to

I have loved you every second

Since the day I gave birth to you

You wrap your arms around me

Hug and squeeze me tight

As I carry you safely up to bed

And tuck you in each night

Its five years since I first held you

Five years since your birth

My Daniel there's nothing more precious

Then you on all this earth

I love you my precious baby

It will always be that way

I wish you a life so perfect

And a happy 5th birthday

 

  spiderman.jpg happy 18th birthday image by amandalovely472

 

 

 

DIV>
March 01

For you Mum

 

 

 

I simply want to thank you

For all the times we've shared

For all the thing's you've done for me

And all the times you've cared

For when you've held me tenderly

And not Known what to say

Just being there within your arms

Has chased the fears away

And when the road was rocky

You'd say just chill out for a bit

I know you have the strength my girl

So don't you ever quit 

So sorry that you've sat there

And you have felt my pain

But it was your tears that gave me strength

So they was not in vain

I simply owe you everything

For it was you that gave me life

You've been there for me every day

Through happy times and strife

Your beauty is unfaulting

Reflected in your smile

A loving heart, the purest soul

You make my life worthwhile

I feel so very lucky

Far more then any other

For god gave me the greatest gift

And that was you 

Dear Mother

The kindest sweetest person

Upon whom we can depend

You aren't just my Mother

You're also my best friend

 

Love you Mum with all my heart

Happy Mother's Day

xxxx

 

 
 
DIV>
August 18

Miss you dad so much

I wish I knew that morning

The pain that day would bring

A precious heat stopped beating

A soul no longer sings

The Angel's sang Amazing grace

As we stood by and stroked your face

He saw you suffer and fight in vain

So decided to remove your pain

So Jesus came and wispered low

Come with me Les its time to go

We shed a tear and heard you groan

As Jesus carried you safely home

Its been 3 years since the day

That Jesus took my dad away

I miss your smile and your touch

I miss you with me so very much

What I would do to hear you say

Hello Shell, how's you today.

So dad I want to tell you,

The one things thats so true,

The day your heart stopped beating,

Was the day mine split in two.

 

Right now I need you so much.

Rest in Peace Dad

Leslie passed away 19/ 08/ 2004

 
 

 

 

 

Many thanks for dropping by

I hope that you enjoy your stay

I have written all the material myself

So please respect my individuality

If you care to leave a message

I shall reply to you

Have a wonderful day

Shelly xxx

 

 
 
DIV>
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Well as you all know I have 3 beautiful sons of whom I am immensly proud. I live in Cornwall and I'm very proud to call myself Cornish. I love spending time with my family, spreading love to my friends here on spaces who mean the world to me and am at my happiest when in my garden or chilling out fishing. I love music and love letting my hair down. Some say I can be deep, I say life is deep I'm just living it! So remember reach for your dreams and be brave enough to live them.